Child Labor in the USA Video

In the spirit of Hannah Montana, Von's daughter Meme joins the cast of The Patrice Oneal Show for this week's episode. The cast quickly gets more than they bargained for when Meme takes the reigns, directs a rap video, and schools them all. Sit back and enjoy the first family-values episode of "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!"

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Patrice Oneal's Group Therapy

After removing the disappointment known as Harris the Shitty Security Guard from the site a few weeks back, the question still remained, what made it so bad? This week, the cast of "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!" enlighten the For Your Imagination crew with some reasons including editing, shooting, and of course, a surplus of Gay Greeks.

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Racist Celebrity Puppet Show Video

Puppet shows are boring, unless they're in the hands of Patrice Oneal whose story line includes Paris Hilton, Steven King and some ungroomed pubic hair.

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Patrice Punches Lesbians For Charity

It is the Patrice Oneal Show's most desperate of hours. The combination of low viewership and executive pressure has caused the cast to perform a last ditch effort for better ratings... knocking out a dyke every hour on the hour until the show becomes a hit.

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Video Footage of The Biggest Black Man Alive

A promo for "The Patrice Oneal Show" requires Patrice to act like a 100ft black man terrorizing New York City. Patrice tries his best to be cooperative while explaining why it's fucked up for white writers to create scripts where black guys act like King Kong.

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Last White Man Alive Video

While directing the segment "The Last White Man Alive" for an episode of "The Patrice Oneal Show", Patrice Oneal runs into a few obstacles - primarily Dante Nero, Wil Sylvince and Harris Stanton's terrible acting, an awful script and, once again, a barely clothed Bryan Kennedy's inability to say the n-word.

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Patrice Oneal Reads His Viewer Mail Video

During a lunch break on the set of The Patrice Oneal Show, the cast reads viewer email and reveals a little too much about each other.

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